my mom knew my dad liked her because when she first met him she told him she hated his mustache and the next day he had shaved it off and if that’s not true love I don’t know what is
i was standing on the bus back from uni and the driver suddenly braked really hard and this girl like flew across the bus and somehow i caught her and without thinking i said ‘i think you just fell for me’ and i shit you not the entire bus applauded me
NEWS UPDATE the girl has just added me on facebook
dude, you got mad game.
what space program gets the most booty
This is such bullshit I will not have these rumors spread about me
how do boys look good without makeup
Because society hasn’t told boys they look bad without it